glee fic where Sam and Tina hook up and have sex, and when they come they both call out Blaine’s name.
I was eating a pancake and choked on a blueberry when I read this.
Remind me to tell y’all why I think Tina and Sam would be that couple that don’t like each other but have sex because…sex. Then eventually warm up to each other.
And Tina is totally banging him because nice abs and hey, if Blaine likes him so damn much…
Meanwhile Sam’s like “I won’t get too emotionally invested in her and jump into this relationship head first like I do every other relationship. No more teen proposals for me yaaay!”
Then they end up getting married because Tina catches the bouquet at Kurt and Blaine’s wedding, and YOU KNOW Sam’s going to propose after that because its ~fate~ and then Tina’s going to say yes because abs and good God they are going to have the messiest divorce.
I found this in my likes and in light of Trio, it is even MORE DELIGHTFUL
I have been on the pill for two years now, but I never thought about the effect of daylight savings. I was on my reminder pills when the time changed. Then I started my new pack I took the pill late because of the time change. I also had unprotected sex. Was I…
Four Indiana couples - from Clark and Floyd counties - have filed the first federal lawsuit against the state of Indiana and Governor Mike Pence challenging Indiana’s ban on gay marriage, Louisville law firm Clay Daniel Walton & Adams announced today at a news conference, the News and Tribune reports.
“It’s just myself, Kevin McHale, Chris Colfer, Darren Criss, Chord Overstreet in New York City. I think that’s everyone. Chris, Kevin, Darren Chord, Kevin, me and then Amber comes in for a few episodes.”—Lea Michele
Sudden possibility of a short-term, full-time job for a few months what?
Figuring out if I can go 5 to 60 like that today. But maybe? Paradigm shift? (But when would I do my yard work? I’ve built so much of my current sense of self around my yard work. Or maybe it just won’t warm up until it’s staying light late enough for me to do yard work at night I dunno I dunno.)
Ok. Bedtime for me I think because standing in heels and making small talk with people who are shorter than you even when you aren’t wearing heels is exhausting from all the trying to bend down to hear better without having ridiculous posture, not to mention the extended standing around in heels, even if those boots do make me feel invincible to all (except my feet eventually getting tired).
I saw my art teacher from elementary school. In my head she’s taller than me because I was 6-9 years old when I had her. She didn’t even come up to my shoulders tonight and it was WEIRD.
Tonight was good. My mom always thanks my dad and me, but she specifically called me wise in the thank you portion of her speech tonight. People laughed, but that’s because people are silly and didn’t get that she wasn’t being funny, she meant it for real. I could tell she meant it for real because she was trying not to cry, which of course meant I was crying because I have a hair trigger on crying whenever my mom is crying or even just trying not to cry. But yeah. My mom called me wise and I love her a lot and I’m having a very nice night :)