of posts that casts an eye inward on
the irresponsible writing choices and inequality of today’s modern Glee,
I’ve chosen a selection of posts that speaks to the fandom as a whole
during these troubling times filled with character uncertainty and unbridled
social wank because if there’s two
things fandom needs right now, it is sunshine and orgasms.
Also cacti.
This is a really good collection of what makes Blaine Blaine.
I want to know how Blaine learned how to jump double dutch, because that is hard.
Also - Blaine wears his watch on his right wrist? Is he left handed, is Darren Criss left handed, or is this a meta thing I’m not aware of?
Just check him writing in Makeover and he’s right handed. Is watch side a handedness thing? I’m a leftie and have worn watches on my left wrist.
Both Darren Criss and Blaine are right handed. Darren Criss wears his watch on his left hand. Blaine wears his watch on his right hand, which is unusual but not unheard of (says the person who started wearing her watch on her right hand and got used to it before anyone told her it was odd.)
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I haven’t, but I’ll think about it now for sure. My observations are far from comprehensive, that’s for sure, but to start with, everything is in my #inny vs. niptuck tag.
I’m happy to hear you’re interested!
That first sentence right there is why I love the Glee fandom.
RAIN WASHING THE WHITE PAINT OFF OF THE WHITEWASHED BLACK NATIVITY SCENE PEOPLE MAKING THEM CRY WHITEWASHED TEARS.
Sometimes I just like to imagine ridiculously successful New Directions of the future. And then maybe two of them (well-known triple threats Blaine and Tina are my current favourites) are hosting an awards ceremony and for the opening number it’s announced, “From from William McKinley High in Lima, Ohio, former show choir National Champions, it’s the New Directions!” And everyone is just like what the fuck, but the hosts go into this big musical number, with different people slowly coming in. And they realise oh wow, it’s Broadway legends Kurt Hummel and Rachel Berry, and then Emmy winning actress Quinn Fabray. And chart topping singers Mercedes Jones and Santana Lopez. Which is cool but they know they can all sing but wow is that the legendary director-screenwriting pair of Artie Abrams and Noah Puckerman singing and playing with the band? With a turner prize playing artist in the form of Sam Evans! Then during the instrumental there’s an incredible dance break from Mike Chang who judges on that reality dance competition and - nobel prize winner Brittany Pierce? etc. etc.
Finn just plays drums and sings back up, because he’s happy as a teacher in the background, but he’s well known enough as Rachel’s spouse to be recognisable.
Also present are Marley Rose, whose fans now have a face to go with the sweet vocals on the morning radio, renowned ballet artist Jacob Puckerman, kids’ show host Ryder Lynn, motivational exercise video host Catherine “Kitty” Wilde and chart topper/sometime LGBTQ+ spokeslady UNIQUE.
Reblogging for what the New Kids do as I reduced them to a tag of them also being there even though I do love them, I approve these choices! I couldn’t think of what for Ryder and Kitty.
Also Sugar is a socialite with a dozen sex tapes and Joe is in a christian rock band.
This keeps getting better.
You know how we all (well maybe not all…but I know I wasn’t the only one) wondered if Kurt was born while Rachel sang “O Holy Night” in Swan Song, or if at the very least it meant he was Jesus?
“O Holy Night” was playing while someone went in to her appointment to get an abortion, and continued playing while she rushed back out, having changed her mind.
