18 Oct 7:00
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klainehiatuschallenge day 58 - what i will miss the most about klaine

I don’t know if it’s all this bird talk, but I’m getting a little turned on.❞ 

11 Oct 17:21
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You know what the worst part about this is? It’s the party they’re having in the West Wing right now at my expense. They like to win, and then they like to gloat.
I’m sure you’re wrong. There are very serious men and women at the White House. There’s no cause to gloat.

7 Oct 21:39
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# b99

Hey, Sarge, great news. I just got assigned such a dope stabbing. Sorry, the stabbing part is bad, but…

30 Sep 21:54
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This is it. This is the end, kids. I hit this post on my dash and I cannot bring myself to scroll any further or go back to the top because that would mean not looking at this post anymore and that is just not an option because it is GLORIOUS and every time I think I might be able to move away, I go through it one last time and I start laughing all over again. Yes. Yes they are, Sam.

Now, the first words out of your mouth are the most important. You may want to start with something like this.

17 Jul 20:47
3 months ago
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# also
# tlos

"I’ve written children’s books because I’ve always written my reading level."

19 Jun 18:37
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Among the 600 or so people who waited for a signed copy was “Glee” star Chris Colfer.

"Hi, how are you?" Clinton asked Colfer when he reached her table inside the Barnes & Noble bookstore at the Grove shopping mall.

"It was magical," Colfer said afterward, clutching his signed copy.

13 Jun 8:18
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# b99